A guy who works in his grandfather's magic shop expects weird things to happen. But Hap Hazzard has never had a day like this. First, a freaky old man in a cape who calls himself,Torval, visits the shop and somehow makes a trash can explode. Then Torval delivers an ominous message to Hap's grandfather, upsetting the old man so badly that he yells at Hap for the first time ever. Next, this girl Tara shows up to apply for a job, and for reasons Hap can't understand, his cool magic tricks send her away in tears. But that's nothing compared to what happens next. Under orders to apologize to Tara, Hap searches for the girl. But he can barely say he's sorry before three spaceships appear, the biggest of the three looking like a burnt slice of pizza. The weirdness only ramps up as Hap and Tara soon find themselves aboard the pizza-shaped ship piloted by a pair of aliens. Even though they were accidentally abducted, the two humans are now forced to join an out-of-this-world mission that includes razor-toothed multilingual beetles, a psychic queen bee, manic ape frogs, a coveted crystal, and a hundred other bizarre things that just might make sense, if Hap could only remember and understand Torval's cryptic message. Join Hap and Tara as they begin a fantastic journey into the far reaches of the universe. "Aliens, mobsters, magic, action, and humor - everything a reader could want!" - Jessica Day George, author of Princess of Glass and the Dragon Slippers series"Hazzardous Universe is the perfect book - a fun mix of humor, compelling plot, and action. I really loved it!" - James Dashner, New York Times-bestselling author of The Maze Runner and The Scorch Trials ContentsMysterious Magician AbductionNot-So-Human BeingsCatastropheScourabsIceSpiral DropTwin-SoulRoom ServcieOne Small Step for HapNeubinsMind ControlStonehengeThe ScientistLast MealBooks and CrystalsA Change In LoyaltyOut of the Frying PanInto the FireMob Bosses and Volcano Hideouts Dealing With the Intergalactic MafiaGhosts and Phone CallsMagic ShowPrinciples of FriendshipRescue PlansGygak's Moment of GloryHunting PacksBooks, Magicians. and DecisionsThe Truth About Aliens Unabridged Audiobook